Needs More Sarcasm

I started this blog once already. Reading over my first post, I’m not happy. It’s trying too hard to be flowery and deep. I want a take two.

Let’s try again:

I’m going to write stories. Many stories. Lend me your imagination, and I promise you will not be disappointed. 

Okay, you might be. 

There will be favorite characters, and they may die. It happens. That’s what makes a story worth reading, ya know? The “It’s the journey, not the destination” crap.

I don’t really think it’s crap. I’m sorry I said that.

And honestly, if you shed a tear because of something I write, I'm going to put that in the win column.

Seriously, it’s going to be fun, and I don’t want to be alone. Please, join me, and you will get sarcasm and love in return.

LET’S DO THIS.

Ok, that’s a little better. A step in the right direction. Still searching for that voice of mine…

Innocent Imagination

"Can't stop, I'm already late. I'm going on an adventure!"- Bilbo Baggins from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"

I’m going to write stories. Many, many stories.

Stories including, but not limited to: Running through a lush, green forest barefoot. Battling dragons. Narrowly escaping dangers. Saving the girl. Winning the girl. Whispering winds. Mystery. Suspense. Stars. Locked doors. Treasure chests. Swords and axes. Wands and staffs.

Magic.

Mine is a heart wanting to be poured out in hopes it will touch yours. Will you join me in seeing the world a little differently? I hope you do. I need friends to help me along the way.

Stay tuned.